More Christmas Gift Ideas...

WRAP yourself up in a wonderful Christmas
(roll of wrapping paper)

We wish we had S'MORE friends like you!
(marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate candy bar.)

May your days be happy, your heart be light, your Christmas merry and the New Year bright.
(flashlight or candle)

We PITCHER you raising a little CANE during the holidays. Have a Merry Christmas!
(pitcher full of candy canes)

Here's the SCOOP: Hoping your holidays are a blizzard of fun!
(ice cream scoop...ice cream optional)

For a warm hand of friendship you've given me, and the wish for a joyous season with aplenty under the tree.
(pair of gloves)

Have a holly JELLY Christmas
(jar of jelly)

We just wanted to JUICE up your holidays
(tied to a bottle of juice)

This Christmas our ship has finally come in
We're feeling so wealthy and rich.
Instead of some small remembrance,
This year will be quite the switch.

We're giving a gift of high quality
No more cheap presents for us,
It's time we really went all out
But don't worry, it's really no fuss.

We considered giving you a sports car
or maybe a tropical cruise---
But we decided to be more practical
And give you something you really could use.

So, open the box and you may be surprised
To find not only ONE gift, but two---
We hope you will put your presents to work
It's a WASHER & DRIER, too!!!
(Dishtowel and hand cloth)

Grinch Toots
The Grinch went down to Who-ville and loaded up his sleigh.
He couldn't resist the yummy smells, and sampled along the way.
His tummy started to rumble, then it began to shout.
Just when he thought he might explode, he blasted these mighty TOOTS out!
(tootsie rolls)